hacking the lettuce

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.
by McInnes May 15, 2005
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quick snap

to do something immediately and quickly

Primarily UK slang
Get over here and pay me my money, quick snap!

I told him to fix my TV quick snap.
by McInnes December 18, 2005
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hockey hickey

a bruise or welt appearing on a hockey player's body due to a puck impact, which looks like a hickey.
the goalie took a puck in the neck last week, and his hockey hickey still hasn't gone away.
by McInnes July 16, 2008
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drives stick

in a woman's case, to be heterosexual

in a male's case, to be homosexual

in reference to penis, and enjoying them.
my girlfriend drives stick.

Liberace drove stick.
by McInnes November 18, 2005
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brain grenade

a bottle of beer, due to its effects on brains.
the game's about to start, toss me a brain grenade Jack.

Heineken or Guinness?
by McInnes July 16, 2008
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