McInnes's definitions

quick snap

to do something immediately and quickly

Primarily UK slang

Get over here and pay me my money, quick snap!

I told him to fix my TV quick snap.

by McInnes December 18, 2005

hacking the lettuce

euphemism for masturbation

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.

by McInnes May 15, 2005

drives stick

in a woman's case, to be heterosexual

in a male's case, to be homosexual

in reference to penis, and enjoying them.

my girlfriend drives stick.

Liberace drove stick.

by McInnes November 18, 2005

brain grenade

a bottle of beer, due to its effects on brains.

the game's about to start, toss me a brain grenade Jack.

Heineken or Guinness?

by McInnes July 16, 2008

hockey hickey

a bruise or welt appearing on a hockey player's body due to a puck impact, which looks like a hickey.

the goalie took a puck in the neck last week, and his hockey hickey still hasn't gone away.

by McInnes July 16, 2008