Definitions by McInnes

hockey hickey 

a bruise or welt appearing on a hockey player's body due to a puck impact, which looks like a hickey.

the goalie took a puck in the neck last week, and his hockey hickey still hasn't gone away.

hockey hickey by McInnes July 16, 2008

brain grenade 

a bottle of beer, due to its effects on brains.

the game's about to start, toss me a brain grenade Jack.

Heineken or Guinness?

brain grenade by McInnes July 16, 2008

quick snap

to do something immediately and quickly

Primarily UK slang

Get over here and pay me my money, quick snap!

I told him to fix my TV quick snap.

quick snap by McInnes December 18, 2005

drives stick 

in a woman's case, to be heterosexual

in a male's case, to be homosexual

in reference to penis, and enjoying them.

my girlfriend drives stick.

Liberace drove stick.

drives stick by McInnes November 18, 2005

hacking the lettuce 

euphemism for masturbation

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.

hacking the lettuce by McInnes May 15, 2005