McInnes's definitions

hacking the lettuce

euphemism for masturbation

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.

by McInnes May 15, 2005

drives stick

in a woman's case, to be heterosexual

in a male's case, to be homosexual

in reference to penis, and enjoying them.

my girlfriend drives stick.

Liberace drove stick.

by McInnes November 18, 2005

brain grenade

a bottle of beer, due to its effects on brains.

the game's about to start, toss me a brain grenade Jack.

Heineken or Guinness?

by McInnes July 16, 2008

hockey hickey

a bruise or welt appearing on a hockey player's body due to a puck impact, which looks like a hickey.

the goalie took a puck in the neck last week, and his hockey hickey still hasn't gone away.

by McInnes July 16, 2008

quick snap

to do something immediately and quickly

Primarily UK slang

Get over here and pay me my money, quick snap!

I told him to fix my TV quick snap.

by McInnes December 18, 2005