If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.

Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back. by -DF- May 6, 2009

The mountains are pink it's time to drink 

The sun is low on the horizon. The mountains are stunningly illuminated. It's time for happy hour!

Dave Johnston said the mountains are pink it's time to drink. Bottoms up!

The mountains are pink it's time to drink by puddykast May 6, 2016

If you tip a drink, it’s over 

In an already dangerous or risky situation, something which makes your position even more dangerous.

This phrase comes from accidentally spilling drink on your iPhone/Samsung could short-circuit. Nowadays, people’s lives are their phone and it can be as if you lost apart of you.

I.E. Losing Control

Raven said to Dom, “You need to open up to me, you’ve been trippin lately.”

Dom says, “I’m good, stop pressing me.”

Raven says, “This is the last time im’ma ask you. If you tip a drink, it’s over

If you tip a drink, it’s over by Blackmafia72 February 5, 2021

drink it or sink it 

Referring to one's scale of drunkenness, this is the point in the night when, unless you choose to drink more, you're drunkenness level will surely begin to sink.

Kelly took one look at her flask and knew the choice came down to one simple fact: drink it or sink it.

drink it or sink it by Dude Brooooo January 23, 2009

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together 

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink 

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink by creedmoor May 6, 2006