66 definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it

narcisscyst

The one cyst that has the biggest ego and thinks its better than all the other cysts. Usually inoperable because its too good for surgery and usually benign because it's too proud to compete with real tumors. It sits around and judges other cysts, likes to strut around with all its pus hanging out. But underneath the narcisscyst has a low self-esteem and just wants validation that it is a real cyst just like all the others.

I have a narcisscyst on my ass and I always have to make sure it feels better than my other cysts.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 14, 2019

looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!

he's looming the poon

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019

yaaaarghn

It’s what pirates use when they knit

Aye matey, gimme some of that there yaaaarghn or ye walk the plank!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 18, 2020

Pauline (the haiku)

Hot piece of ass
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas

in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!

And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.

Girl: Omg! I got front row tickets to the opera version of “Pauline (the haiku)” at the Met!

Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 22, 2019

Denanigans

Extreme Shenanigans

Uh Oh, he’s up to his old Denanigans again.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it December 2, 2019

Lox and Hegels

It’s a sandwich

Give me a shmear of dialectical materialism on my Lox and Hegels

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 2, 2019

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019