The one cyst that has the biggest ego and thinks its better than all the other cysts. Usually inoperable because its too good for surgery and usually benign because it's too proud to compete with real tumors. It sits around and judges other cysts, likes to strut around with all its pus hanging out. But underneath the narcisscyst has a low self-esteem and just wants validation that it is a real cyst just like all the others.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 14, 2019
when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!
he's looming the poon
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 18, 2020
Hot piece of ass
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas
in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!
And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas
in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!
And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.
Girl: Omg! I got front row tickets to the opera version of “Pauline (the haiku)” at the Met!
Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.
Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 22, 2019
No shovinism
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 29, 2019
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it December 02, 2019
this place is closing in an hour. Heading over to The Young Rooster next. Never been. Wouldn't mind myself some random chicken.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 10, 2019