Dress Shoes

Typically brown or black shoes to be worn at formal events. They are widely used in dance, for parties, and for special occasions, but are worn by some as their standard daily shoes.

Dress shoes are typically contrasted to athletic shoes.

by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011

Dress shoes

A code word for a secret hook up, usually involving cash or friends.

Wanna go get some dress shoes?

by 5678m February 3, 2022

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet are warm? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

by not Kevin May 31, 2006

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

by KennyMac May 31, 2006

Dress Shoes

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.

OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.

I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.

by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 8, 2021