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Caeleb dressel

A swimmer who’s not Michael Phelps because he’s a sprinter.
Caeleb dressel just broke another world record at the ISL finale
noun; apt to being tall; considered by some to be the coolest mother fucker ever.
Man, Dressel is the coolest mother fucker ever.
dressel by JED April 12, 2005
A small town in Minnesota filled with drunken pot heads and Finnish people who are commonly know as Finns. It was rated the #2 town in Minnesota. Dassel was named after some cocky German dude who ditched this town to go to Cali to get laid. now, the people here are either pretty nice, cunts, or just plain old bitches. The elderly have a strange obsession with roosters and made a weekend celebration about them. Another lovely thing about Dassel, there are about 47 creeper vans who would love to come and rape you if you're up to it.
Guy 1: HEY! Where are you from?!
Chick: OH I'm from Dassel!
Guy 2: Does that mean you're a pot head whore?
Chick: FO SHO!!! Who wants a threesome?!
to dressel someone means you have sex with him/her and he/she is just a fuck. you don't give a shit whats the persons name or what he/she ist doing. The sex is rough so he/she can not take action the next days, this person needs to recover. mostly you make sex with this person and you show her/him something new. You brake their mental walls down. Mostly just using the partner as a thing.
i dresseled her last night, now she knows how to deepthroat, she did not show up in office today. so i did realy dressel her.
dressel by Pathfinder198 June 20, 2010

aiselne drossel 

A gigantic chakram, used by the character Tira in the Soul series of video games.
Tira used her aiselne drossel to cut off the Lizardman's tail.
aiselne drossel by Lapras-92 May 1, 2008
A big giant douche. Sometimes slightly felched.
You guys smell vinegar? I bet there's a big squirting dressel around!
dressel by notbone June 20, 2007
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Person 2:......
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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