Lizardman 

Character from classic, 1999, Sega Dreamcast 3D fighting game Soul Calibur, by Namco. One of over a dozen colorful characters, Lizardman was a large, armored, scalp-locked lizard who walked erect and carried a sword and shield. He communicated to his opponents on the "Stage of History" through grunts, snarls, roars and gestures.

In 2000, in a house just off-campus from Syracuse University where Soul Calibur tournaments were a daily staple, it occurred to one of the players that Lizardman's inarticulation might be a source of angst for the warrior reptile. It also occurred to this player that Lizardman's outsider status could give him a source of strength. Finally, it was collectively decided in the house that Lizardman's bittersweet dilemma was best expressed through early-1980s Glam and Heavy Metal.

In 2001, a two-minute song of questionable musical taste, based on the chord progression of Danzig anthem "Mother," was recorded in honor of Lizardman. Mercifully elusive, it can be found in MP3 format.

"Lizardman? No one understands him."

Lizardman/Lizardman/No one understands you/No one sees your moves when they're comin'/They don't know how to defend/Against your "unblockable move"

Lizardman by Strrph January 15, 2005

lizardman 

man who gets off from eating lizards.

you met that creepy lizardman? fuck, he's like the dude in The Cell...

lizardman by Yuengling September 26, 2003

apathetic lizardman 

A term derived from the game Kingdom of Loathing (KoL) An apathetic lizardman is a player of which does not care how he plays, nor will he or she ever put any form of effort into the game to gain anything, or progress. Usually very unemotional.

Lol, that guy was farming in the Treasury! He's such an apathetic lizardman!

apathetic lizardman by SaschaVykos June 21, 2006

flat lizarding 

Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.

Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it

flat lizarding by Alex Bailey May 19, 2005

Lizarding 

The act of sticking one's tongue in and out rapidly to greet another individual in the hopes of getting him or her to lizard you back. Used as a way to greet someone to say hello or goodbye. Depending on the person, you may stick your tongue out as many times as you want and as fast as you want.

Larry spotted Zoey across the bar, but the music was too loud to shout hello and the room was too crowded to wave. Instead, Larry used the act of lizarding to attract Zoey and in return she started lizarding back. They were good friends.

Lizarding by steveyponders November 22, 2011

Lizarding 

The act of climbing an object (wall, tree, fence, pile of junk, etc.), stopping at anytime and staying completely motionless (except for your tounge) while keeping from laughing or smiling. You have to commit.

Woah! That lady is lizarding that brick wall like no other!

Lizarding by TheLizardKing_ManyMoonsAgo July 27, 2011

Lizard man 

person usually from around the area called BARLOW

Lizard men are people known as real noobs when it comes to fps games and rts games. He also has the features of a "lizard man" which gives him his name. He is always skint and usually answers to the name mincer.

Lizard man by Squiz17 March 6, 2009