Dassel

A small town in Minnesota filled with drunken pot heads and Finnish people who are commonly know as Finns. It was rated the #2 town in Minnesota. Dassel was named after some cocky German dude who ditched this town to go to Cali to get laid. now, the people here are either pretty nice, cunts, or just plain old bitches. The elderly have a strange obsession with roosters and made a weekend celebration about them. Another lovely thing about Dassel, there are about 47 creeper vans who would love to come and rape you if you're up to it.

Guy 1: HEY! Where are you from?!
Chick: OH I'm from Dassel!
Guy 2: Does that mean you're a pot head whore?
Chick: FO SHO!!! Who wants a threesome?!

by That one chick who lives here. January 17, 2013

Damsel-in-Distressed

This is where a woman manufactures an intimate yet fake online relationship with a (usually lonely) male to con him out of money. After she sinks her claws in, she comes up with a story that her electricity and internet are about to be cut off and she won't be able to talk to him anymore. The guy believes he is a knight in shining armor coming to her rescue and wires her a few hundred dollars. Meanwhile, the grifter girl has another 6 marks on the hook who she's currently working. (The guy is distressed when he finally figures it out…)

Dude, you look like hell! What happened?

I met this really great girl over the internet. We fell in love and were planning to meet in person. But she lost her job and couldn't pay her bills. So I sent her some money to help her out but I haven't heard from her in days. I'm really worried something happened to her.

Dude! You totally got Damsel-in-Distressed!

What?

Uh, never mind.

by Lo S3lf 3st33m January 16, 2011

dasser

Dasser: noun, adjective, adverb, interjection, conjunction, verb, whatever you want.

Generally used to describe a female of favorable appearance, or sexual attraction.

Also, may be used to greet peers.

"Das Das no mas"

Yikes! She has no sexual attraction or appeal.

"What's up to all you DASSERS"

Hey fellas! What's going on?

by Stephan "The Ladies Man" Alanis September 2, 2008

damsel

A young women who is beautiful and usually unmarried.

Wow, that Nida is a damsel... ;)

by InUrFACE!!! July 1, 2009

Damsel Slap

Whipping a flaccid penis across the face of a sleeping (or unsuspecting) woman.

I was hangin' with the Avon Grove crew and Kyle got drunk and damsel slapped Jody when she was trippin' balls.

by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

damsel in distress

A stereotype of portraying an unmarried female who needs to be saved.

Snow White(Show White and the seven Dwarfs), Sleeping Beauty(Sleeping Beauty), Princess Zelda(The Legend of Zelda, The Adventures of Link, A Link to the Past, Ocarina of Time, the Oracle Series, Four Swords), Princess Peach Toadstoal(some of the Mario games) and etc.

by MoonGirl July 29, 2004

damseling

A power play that young women make when talking to somebody new. They pretend that they are in trouble to see how you will respond.

"Yo, how did things go with Hannah yesterday?"
"She was damseling me really hard and said she was lost in Wrigleyville with Karen."

by Bruce Hardstone May 31, 2018