10 definition by JED

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noun; apt to being tall; considered by some to be the coolest mother fucker ever.
Man, Dressel is the coolest mother fucker ever.
by JED April 12, 2005

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An extreme or special class of moron.
Harry you stupid cunt-ron.
by Jed May 19, 2004

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Voluptuous natural gargantuans found upon a males chest. This male is usually known as Jed.
The kid was trying to wack off but his jedboobs got in the way.
by Jed October 19, 2004

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Someone who will diss everything. A complete low-life
Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click".
by Jed January 12, 2004

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A pompous jackass who thinks he is better than the people around him and expresses it by making witty remarks.
Dude! You're such a silent halo.
by Jed September 12, 2003

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a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs
shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again
by jed January 22, 2004

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A way of saying nigger when you cant say it in front of a black person
Wassup Nelka?
by Jed November 08, 2003

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