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dragon wagon 

n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.
I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.
dragon wagon by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007
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dragenwagen 

noun. A habitually complaining or irritable person. synonyms: sourpuss, bellyacher, grouser, griper, crank
I am such a dragenwagen when I don't get enough sleep or sex.
dragenwagen by PAbck November 7, 2006

dragon wagon 

a tow truck cause it drags the car behind him
watch out in the right lane theres a dragon wagon hooking up a car
dragon wagon by cujo249 February 22, 2011

dragon wagon 

A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.
dragon wagon by Ian Chode February 24, 2004