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Dragonvale 

The reason the battery on my iPhone dies. This game simulates people actually texting you with its numerous updates! It may perhaps be able to make a taken guy evolve into a single man after level 20 is reached in game.
iPhone: bing bing!
Derek: oh, hey Ben you got a text! Is it a sexy lady?
Ben: Even better...
Derek: A sexy lady... and her twin sister?!
Ben: Nah bro, Dragonvale update, my rainbow dragon just finished incubating!

dragonfag 

A person who insist on being a "dragon" in every game they play. Usually used in reference to a less than successful player, often suggesting they use the idea of a being a "dragon" to make up for their lack of skill or effort.
"I can't stand that dragonfag."
dragonfag by recorderOfWords September 20, 2009

dragenwagen 

noun. A habitually complaining or irritable person. synonyms: sourpuss, bellyacher, grouser, griper, crank
I am such a dragenwagen when I don't get enough sleep or sex.
dragenwagen by PAbck November 7, 2006

Dragonmaker 

A girl who is so hot, that she can walk into a room and make every girl violently jealous.
Nooney, your cousin is a Dragonmaker. Its okay... accept it.
Dragonmaker by thatguydoesit October 28, 2010

Dragonface08

the 3rd best person in the world and the second-best YouTuber
it's the third-best person in the world, Dragonface08
Dragonface08 by coolwhip223 February 7, 2020

Dragonface 

To engage in aggressive oral sex with the intention of causing physical harm by so doing.

Oral sex, or fellatio, intimately involving generous application of teeth (particularly the canines).
Bone had removed his trousers in preparation for the French delicacy to come... he was unaware, however, that Seana intended to dragonface his loins.

Only in his wildest nightmares and horrifying flights of fantasy did Tyler expect that he might be forced to dragonface another man... yet this exact fear confronted him today.
Dragonface by Donaorf May 27, 2011