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Dragonvale 

The reason the battery on my iPhone dies. This game simulates people actually texting you with its numerous updates! It may perhaps be able to make a taken guy evolve into a single man after level 20 is reached in game.
iPhone: bing bing!
Derek: oh, hey Ben you got a text! Is it a sexy lady?
Ben: Even better...
Derek: A sexy lady... and her twin sister?!
Ben: Nah bro, Dragonvale update, my rainbow dragon just finished incubating!

dragonfag 

A person who insist on being a "dragon" in every game they play. Usually used in reference to a less than successful player, often suggesting they use the idea of a being a "dragon" to make up for their lack of skill or effort.
"I can't stand that dragonfag."
dragonfag by recorderOfWords September 20, 2009

dragenwagen 

noun. A habitually complaining or irritable person. synonyms: sourpuss, bellyacher, grouser, griper, crank
I am such a dragenwagen when I don't get enough sleep or sex.
dragenwagen by PAbck November 7, 2006

Dragonmaker 

A girl who is so hot, that she can walk into a room and make every girl violently jealous.
Nooney, your cousin is a Dragonmaker. Its okay... accept it.
Dragonmaker by thatguydoesit October 28, 2010

Dragonface08

the 3rd best person in the world and the second-best YouTuber
it's the third-best person in the world, Dragonface08
Dragonface08 by coolwhip223 February 7, 2020

Dragonface 

To engage in aggressive oral sex with the intention of causing physical harm by so doing.

Oral sex, or fellatio, intimately involving generous application of teeth (particularly the canines).
Bone had removed his trousers in preparation for the French delicacy to come... he was unaware, however, that Seana intended to dragonface his loins.

Only in his wildest nightmares and horrifying flights of fantasy did Tyler expect that he might be forced to dragonface another man... yet this exact fear confronted him today.
Dragonface by Donaorf May 27, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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