The reason the battery on my iPhone dies. This game simulates people actually texting you with its numerous updates! It may perhaps be able to make a taken guy evolve into a single man after level 20 is reached in game.
iPhone: bing bing!
Derek: oh, hey Ben you got a text! Is it a sexy lady?
Ben: Even better...
Derek: A sexy lady... and her twin sister?!
Ben: Nah bro, Dragonvale update, my rainbow dragon just finished incubating!
A person who insist on being a "dragon" in every game they play. Usually used in reference to a less than successful player, often suggesting they use the idea of a being a "dragon" to make up for their lack of skill or effort.
To engage in aggressive oral sex with the intention of causing physical harm by so doing.
Oral sex, or fellatio, intimately involving generous application of teeth (particularly the canines).
Bone had removed his trousers in preparation for the French delicacy to come... he was unaware, however, that Seana intended to dragonface his loins.
Only in his wildest nightmares and horrifying flights of fantasy did Tyler expect that he might be forced to dragonface another man... yet this exact fear confronted him today.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!