dqunk

It's the correct way to spell drunk when you are texting or twittering while drunk. It started out as a spelling error made while drunk twittering on a phone without a full keyboard, but now it's just the CORRECT way to spell drunk when you are texting or twittering while drunk.

Come get me, I'm dqunk. or, better yet; No, I'm not dqunk!

by Driftwoody2 February 6, 2010

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butt stuff drunk

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.

Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

...

by picc285 May 31, 2019

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Drunk Plans

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.

Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!

by will bitten August 20, 2017

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backfire drunk

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.

I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.

by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022

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Drunk Chivalry

Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.

“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
“Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”

by AKACroatalin December 14, 2015

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