Dozing 

A term describing a severe act of stupidity that is emphasized by social ineptness, particularly saying or doing things of immaturity and creepiness, often times with members of the opposite sex.

Guy #1: "dude I'm going to get really high, eat 12 tacos, and then approach a hot girl"
Guy #2: wow man you're seriously dozing right now

Dozing by Danknugs420 May 5, 2011

Dozing Dermot

An act by which you engage in masturbation while in close proximity of two copulating acquaintances.

John and Shelly were giving it socks on the couch last night. They thought I was asleep but I actually had a sneaky 'Dozing Dermot'.

Dozing Dermot by Heffaroony July 1, 2011

yoyo dozing 

The practice of bouncing, much like a yoyo, into and out of sleep. A yoyo dozer wakes quickly, and goes back to sleep just as quickly. It can be a way to pass time if bored, but yoyo dozing can sometimes leave you feeling dazed, sleepy, and oddly tired once you get up.

"Either sleep or get up, stop yoyo dozing."

yoyo dozing by defiantdefiner April 13, 2010

dosey-dozing 

A fitful night's sleep where you toss and turn all night.

i had so much on my mind, i kept dosey-dozing all night.

dosey-dozing by rossmart January 11, 2008

Face Dozing

What a dog (generally a Shih-Tzu) will do after eating or drinking. It involves them putting their face on a carpet and pushing themselves forward with their back feet at the same time. May be a way for them to clean themselves up.

My dog just ate a big meal and now he's face dozing across the living room floor.

Face Dozing by PhantomLover007 November 7, 2011

Bro Dozing 

Intense anal sex between two Bros.

Erika: Did you hear about Sam the red and Dick-shirt John Bro Dozing in the shoe parking lot?

Amy: What is wrong with them?

Bro Dozing by TOTEMIR August 21, 2022

dil-dozing

When you fall asleep with your dildo still inside you.

Caught Amy dil-dozing last Friday after dateline...

dil-dozing by 417smokey January 7, 2023