douze

In action of saying "deuces" or in a way cutting of an arguement you're a part of and making yourself seem right

" i know im right ur a dunce, douze "

by Glo man September 11, 2013

Jean Philibert Douze

He's the son of Bling Daddix, a great guy on Discord

Ow ! Who's this guy ?!
That's Jean Philibert Douze !
I SEE NOW ! HE'S MY GOD !

by Rezni January 16, 2018

Douje

The act of jack hammering your buddy's shoulder while saying douje, douje, douje.

Kyle (KPE) got doujed so hard he almost fell off of his chair.

by Morgan_wetzel January 30, 2017

Yosser's Dozen

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

Doutei

Japanese slang for a male virgin.

Phil is a doutei,

by Mizuni April 5, 2010

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

Bro dozer

A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.

Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?

John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...

by Scotty Bee March 23, 2022