Doze

1. Windows operating system
2. To fall asleep

1. d00d i hate doze.. windoze that is.
2. I dozed off in Geometry class..

by Ben February 19, 2005

Doze

A person who looks confused, doesn't understand the simplest things for a short period, or says stupid things without thinking.

*trying to decide what Ross should get on his school hoodie*

Matt: Get "Rossalicious"!

Ross: No *laughs in a very dozey fashion*

Andy: Get "Rosserific"

Ross: No

Matt: Get "Rossasaurus"

Ross I don't like dinosaurs!

*Everyone laughs at how dozey Ross is*

by bonerfied November 29, 2010

doze

Doze:

A doze is someone who is quite forgetful, says odd things, or looks very confused.

also someone who wears there tshirt inside out without realising.

Matt: Lol check ross, he is just pure doze
Mike: why so matthew?
Matt: His T-shirt is inside out and he is doing his maths oblivious to everything!
Mike: Good eye you have matt, well done, ross is a doze!
ross(doze): OW THAT NIPS!

by soofking September 8, 2010

doze

Microsoft Windows, the operating system.

The computers crashed a lot since they were all running doze.

by cazort September 15, 2003

doze

A rad graffiti artist from Salt Spring Island.Not to be confused with doze green-one of graffiti's founding fathers.

"did you see that shit doze did the other day...yeah hes so tight...i want to sex him up"-solange

by bluejackson January 14, 2008

doze

Short for chrondozer/dank.

'You got any doze?'
'Nah, just smizzled, hella blitzed now...'

by ngg December 19, 2006

Doze

when youre fucking someone up the ass and they have to take a dump, but you keep going and the shit on your wiener.

did you hear that anna got dozed last weekend?

by HalishDavenport January 15, 2006