doze

Doze:

A doze is someone who is quite forgetful, says odd things, or looks very confused.

also someone who wears there tshirt inside out without realising.

Matt: Lol check ross, he is just pure doze
Mike: why so matthew?
Matt: His T-shirt is inside out and he is doing his maths oblivious to everything!
Mike: Good eye you have matt, well done, ross is a doze!
ross(doze): OW THAT NIPS!

by soofking September 08, 2010

doze

Microsoft Windows, the operating system.

The computers crashed a lot since they were all running doze.

by cazort September 16, 2003

doze

A rad graffiti artist from Salt Spring Island.Not to be confused with doze green-one of graffiti's founding fathers.

"did you see that shit doze did the other day...yeah hes so tight...i want to sex him up"-solange

by bluejackson January 07, 2008

doze

Short for chrondozer/dank.

'You got any doze?'
'Nah, just smizzled, hella blitzed now...'

by ngg December 16, 2006

no doze

Over the counter pills (usually caffinated) consumed with the intent of keeping one self awake. Commonly exaggerated to be a very potent substitue for sleep. In reality one tablet is the equivalent to two cups of coffe.

Man, I'm glad I took that no doze before class today. I was so sleepy.

by Justin Bailey September 21, 2003

Doze

1. Windows operating system
2. To fall asleep

1. d00d i hate doze.. windoze that is.
2. I dozed off in Geometry class..

by Ben February 20, 2005

Doze

A person who looks confused, doesn't understand the simplest things for a short period, or says stupid things without thinking.

*trying to decide what Ross should get on his school hoodie*

Matt: Get "Rossalicious"!

Ross: No *laughs in a very dozey fashion*

Andy: Get "Rosserific"

Ross: No

Matt: Get "Rossasaurus"

Ross I don't like dinosaurs!

*Everyone laughs at how dozey Ross is*

by bonerfied November 27, 2010