doush dick

Noun. An asshole who puts someone else down to make themselves look and or feel better. Mainly used after a cock blocking maneuver

Dude, why you got to be such a doush dick?

Hey, Doush Dick, leave your ego in the car next time.

If that Doush Dick cock blocks me one more time...

doush dick by FenThing November 30, 2007

Doush Dickens 

An extreme Doushbag. Or someone on the verg of being an extreme Doushbag. Idiot Fuck, Fucktard for brains. As to refure to Charles Dickens . Yet a guy so fool of shitty ideas. He is a Doush Dickens. He wrote the book on Doushbag.

We were trying to get this move job done .And all day Georgey wanted to put his useless two cents in. everytime he would have an idia ,it sucked so bad. Finally I had to set him straight . I had to bring out not only Doushbag ,but I had to call him a Doush Dickens rite to his Doushbag face . King doushbag Doush Dickens.

Doush Dickens by Rutterkid August 3, 2010

pillsbury dough dick 

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.

He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.

pillsbury dough dick by zakrob April 20, 2007

dough dick 

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;

pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!

dough dick by angie and lynne February 6, 2007

douch dick 

A dick what needs to be douched!

See that over there that’s a douch dick!

douch dick by Brunt up April 22, 2018

Dick Doosh 

A human who subsequently, because of their idiocy or upbringing has a likely tendency and talent of being a dick and a douche at the same time.

Jason from Schenectady is such a fucking dick doosh!! Get your life together brah!!

Dick Doosh by EchoTheNarcissist May 5, 2018

doughdicking 

Similar to snowdicking, q.v., the act of doughdicking involves shaping uncooked bread dough into the shape of a penis, with or without scrotum. Doughdicking is an occasional pastime for young males at bakeries and anywhere else there is bread dough.

It was a slow and boring day at the local bakery, so Mark and Denny decided to engage in doughdicking. The result was....let's say, small.

doughdicking by Xterra1 September 4, 2013