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doush dick

Noun. An asshole who puts someone else down to make themselves look and or feel better. Mainly used after a cock blocking maneuver
Dude, why you got to be such a doush dick?

Hey, Doush Dick, leave your ego in the car next time.

If that Doush Dick cock blocks me one more time...
by FenThing November 30, 2007
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Doush Dickens

An extreme Doushbag. Or someone on the verg of being an extreme Doushbag. Idiot Fuck, Fucktard for brains. As to refure to Charles Dickens . Yet a guy so fool of shitty ideas. He is a Doush Dickens. He wrote the book on Doushbag.
We were trying to get this move job done .And all day Georgey wanted to put his useless two cents in. everytime he would have an idia ,it sucked so bad. Finally I had to set him straight . I had to bring out not only Doushbag ,but I had to call him a Doush Dickens rite to his Doushbag face . King doushbag Doush Dickens.
by Rutterkid August 3, 2010
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pillsbury dough dick

When a guy can't get it up he has a pillsbury dough dick.
He was all over me, but he was so drunk, he had a pillsbury dough dick.
by zakrob April 20, 2007
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dough dick

man who cant get an erection, soft as putty;
pit it away dough dick, ur fucking useless, i would rather sit oan ma finger!
by angie and lynne February 6, 2007
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douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!
See that over there that’s a douch dick!
by Brunt up April 22, 2018
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Dick Doosh

A human who subsequently, because of their idiocy or upbringing has a likely tendency and talent of being a dick and a douche at the same time.
Jason from Schenectady is such a fucking dick doosh!! Get your life together brah!!
by EchoTheNarcissist May 5, 2018
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doughdicking

Similar to snowdicking, q.v., the act of doughdicking involves shaping uncooked bread dough into the shape of a penis, with or without scrotum. Doughdicking is an occasional pastime for young males at bakeries and anywhere else there is bread dough.
It was a slow and boring day at the local bakery, so Mark and Denny decided to engage in doughdicking. The result was....let's say, small.
by Xterra1 September 4, 2013
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