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douki by SydneyBristo January 21, 2011
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Doki Doki Literature Club
Mike: Hey, Johnny! I'm gonna play Doki Doki Literature Club. Any tips?
Johnny: Yeah. Don't hang out with Sayori too much, you'd get pretty hung up by the end of Act 1. She kinda leaves you hanging there.
Johnny: Yeah. Don't hang out with Sayori too much, you'd get pretty hung up by the end of Act 1. She kinda leaves you hanging there.
Doki Doki Literature Club by Cerixem December 2, 2017
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Glock dookie
A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people
Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022
dookie water
An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).
dookie water by kno gud June 28, 2015
Natalie Dokic
Mike: Hey, man. I just met this girl for the third time, and she still forgot my name. She later went to the bar and hooked up with two guys that night. I don't hate on anyone, you know me, however, this chick's the definition of a cunt. Look her up on Urban Dictionary and her picture is there.
Joey: Bro, you're dealing with a Natalie Dokic. Blow it up and let her slut around.
Mike: Who said I was ever interested? I'm just really bothered. Oh, and I know a Natalie Dokic, she's a hawk-nosed cunt that needs ten pounds of make-up to look presentable.
Joey: Ah, what a coincidence. So we both know the cunt.
Mike: Sure do.
Joey: Dudes.
And with that Mike, Joey and the gang went off into the night.
Joey: Bro, you're dealing with a Natalie Dokic. Blow it up and let her slut around.
Mike: Who said I was ever interested? I'm just really bothered. Oh, and I know a Natalie Dokic, she's a hawk-nosed cunt that needs ten pounds of make-up to look presentable.
Joey: Ah, what a coincidence. So we both know the cunt.
Mike: Sure do.
Joey: Dudes.
And with that Mike, Joey and the gang went off into the night.
Natalie Dokic by DarkClent31 March 6, 2019
Colgate Dookie
To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.
Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?
Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!
Brad: That Chinese food tho...
Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!
Brad: That Chinese food tho...
Colgate Dookie by King Votori August 24, 2014
Spooky Dookie
Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.
Spooky Dookie by Coolboii September 6, 2017
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