refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the hell they are talking about; and 2) cares.
"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"
"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."
adj. Of or pertaining to the "douche-ness" of a person, and a drastic symptom of "bitchassness".
-Insensitive, crass, emotionally and sexually obtuse.
-Having an affinity for sociopath tendencies as in selfish and conscienceless acts of evil upon one's member.
-Having a morally unrestrained aura