douchiary
douchiary by ian Templar February 19, 2009
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Douchiary
adj. Of or pertaining to the "douche-ness" of a person, and a drastic symptom of "bitchassness".
-Insensitive, crass, emotionally and sexually obtuse.
-Having an affinity for sociopath tendencies as in selfish and conscienceless acts of evil upon one's member.
-Having a morally unrestrained aura
-Typical of a male castmember of "The Real World"
-Insensitive, crass, emotionally and sexually obtuse.
-Having an affinity for sociopath tendencies as in selfish and conscienceless acts of evil upon one's member.
-Having a morally unrestrained aura
-Typical of a male castmember of "The Real World"
Karl's remark was obscenely douchiary. After blasting his load in his ecology student's ass he proclaimed "Get me some fucking Wendy's or get out!"
Douchiary by Heidi's blow away cow January 21, 2010
doucherysm
a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.
Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens
doucherysm by pendergastastic September 8, 2010
republican douchery
when any member of the GOP says or does something racist, classist, misogynistic, discriminatory, bigoted, unlawful, nonsensical or generally stupid and insensitive.
republican douchery by LuvNugger October 3, 2013
douchery
douchery by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005
Douchiano
new co-worker: Man, that guy seems great to work for the way he looks like Johnny Depp and wears sleeveless t-shirts.
worker: No way. He yells a lot and makes us cry.
new co-worker: Thanks for the heads up. What a Douchiano.
worker: No way. He yells a lot and makes us cry.
new co-worker: Thanks for the heads up. What a Douchiano.
urban douchenary
refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the hell they are talking about; and 2) cares.
"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"
"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."
"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."
urban douchenary by Arthur J. Vandelay November 5, 2009
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