douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.

#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!

douchey shit by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009

douche shit 

a shorter version of calling someone a bag of both douche and shit. thus douche shit.

you douche!!

douche shit!!

douche shit by -Kyle- Bulthuis January 28, 2007

shit-douche 

1. A terrible image to be used in place of a worse one.

2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.

Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.

1. From now on instead of saying the name of a terrorist or mass shooter we will refer to them as some shit-douche.

2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.

3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.

4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.

shit-douche by flashwildecard December 31, 2016

Doucheshittery 

Shenanigans, absolute bullshit, anything (noun) negative.

Will you cut the doucheshittery?

I'm sick and tired of this doucheshittery!

Another day at the doucheshittery!

You are a doucheshit!

Doucheshittery by Saxon W. Loveblast III April 15, 2011

Shitty Douche 

A mixture of an asshole and a douchebag. Used as an insult to specifically a man.

You're cheating on me? You shitty douche!

Shitty Douche by HCoS JC December 8, 2014