douchetag 

A term preceded by a pound (#) sign, embedded in tweets, forum posts, or other online communications. Used by people who are ignorant of how content-indexing systems work, thinking that they have to create identifiers or catchphrases to make their content searchable and more prominent.

The number of these tags embedded in a person's communications is proportional to their self-importance and insecurity.

One of the great things about the #iPhone was abandoning the #stylus. Not sure why #samsung thinks bring it back is #innovation and #freedom

(That's it; the form validation stupidly insists that the word "douchetag" appear in here.)

douchetag by Oscar Goldman August 20, 2012

douchetag 

(1) any number of bluetooth headset devices; esp. one worn constantly.
(2) tracking device used by anthropologists to study the habits of douches. Used since 2003 in a very successful catch and release program.

I knew what kinda guy we were dealing with as soon as I saw the douchetag.

douchetag by DbG. January 13, 2009

Douchetag 

A dogtag similar to those worn by military personnel. A douchetag is such only when the accused douchebag who wears it has not actually been in the military

"Eww, he got that lame ass douchetag from AX didn't he?"

Douchetag by OutAndAboutSF February 22, 2009

douchetag 

Saying or writing something marginally funny, but then making it just plain old douchey by prefacing it with a hashtag.

#realmenuseemoticons is a douchetag

douchetag by Ae5Ea8 November 19, 2015

Douchetag 

An item one can purchase that instantly and almost unequivocally makes them into a douche-bag. Rarely if ever can a douchetag be purchased and put into use without the owner turning complete douche within minutes. Some extremely rare cases are documented but believed to be urban myths. You will know them when you see them, it is science.

Blue Tooth head sets, Ed Hardy or Affliction apparel, Hayabusa Motorcycles (usually persons first motorcycle), Camaros, Lifted trucks that don't go off-road, Lambo Door kits, membership to a tanning salon, Gaudy jewelery, and tribal tattoos are also forms of douchetags.

Douchetag by Lefty McB August 31, 2010

DoucheTag 

Your douchy friend who is obsessed with social media and will not shut up about it.

"I can't have a conversation with James without him mentioning Twitter or Facebook. He is such a DoucheTag. " (also see Hash Bag)

DoucheTag by Jcpp December 1, 2015

President Douchebag 

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

President Douchebag by napalona zając January 7, 2017