douchespace

"I hate douchespace."

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doucheslice

interchangable with douchebag. commonly used to describe a douchebag who is skinnier than the average douche.

that kid's a douchebag
no way he's too skinny. he's just a doucheslice

doucheslice by poiunt June 13, 2010

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Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.

There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.

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a mesurment of how big of a douche bag one can be.1st level douche bag. 2nd level doucher. 3rd level which is the highest doucheshniffer.

That basterd has reached maximum douchescacity. He's a freakin doucheshniffer.

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A person who has achieved a level of jackassery beyond that of being a douchebag.

Kyle, you douchesack, why did you light my genitalia on fire?

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One word, made up: Douchepacalypse. -Barney Stintson

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One who has a douche where his/her face should be.

Jenna is a doucheface.

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