Douchepacity

1. The maximum amount that a person can be perceived as or containing the qualities of a douche.

2. A persons ability to be a douche

His big greasy 80's hair and ugly polyester suit increased his douchepacity. douche capacity

by Reedicculus September 20, 2012

douchescacity

a mesurment of how big of a douche bag one can be.1st level douche bag. 2nd level doucher. 3rd level which is the highest doucheshniffer.

That basterd has reached maximum douchescacity. He's a freakin doucheshniffer.

by jon.o June 27, 2009

douchepacalypse

Used to describe a large gathering of undesirable people.

One word, made up: Douchepacalypse. -Barney Stintson

by GothicHarajuku November 25, 2010

Douchecity

A city that is filled with and run by douche bags.

Cleveland is such a douchecity!!

by J.B.C. September 7, 2007

Doucheality

(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.

"Dude - you're not going to pick up my tab? Man...your doucheality is really showing..." :)"

by blfb April 28, 2010

doucheocity

1- n.How much of a douche someone is
2- adj. to describe someone or something as being douchelike

Dude his doucheocity is off the charts!

Stealing your girl, man thats some serious doucheocity

by IB Nerd August 17, 2008