douchescacity 

a mesurment of how big of a douche bag one can be.1st level douche bag. 2nd level doucher. 3rd level which is the highest doucheshniffer.

That basterd has reached maximum douchescacity. He's a freakin doucheshniffer.

douchescacity by jon.o June 27, 2009

Douchepacity 

1. The maximum amount that a person can be perceived as or containing the qualities of a douche.

2. A persons ability to be a douche

His big greasy 80's hair and ugly polyester suit increased his douchepacity. douche capacity

Douchepacity by Reedicculus September 20, 2012