Douchemayor 

Fulfilling your Mayoral duties of hobnobbing with old business connections, hugging women and kissing babies, instead of hanging out with us plain-folk

The Douchemayor stood us up again.

Douchemayor by Willie December 9, 2004

douchemeyer 

A unique type of douche. He as well as being a douche possesses many of the characteristics of Urban Meyer.

An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.

Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)

Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.

Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.

Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.

Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.

That guy is such a douchemeyer for beating praireview a&m 70-3.

I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.

douchemeyer by mitch guist May 7, 2013

douchemoron 

Super powered douchebag moron.

Kind of like the superman of douchebags, sprinkled with moronic tendencies.

-term originally coined by vanzack at covers.com (only result in google at the moment).

OK!! He never had a helmet on his head you fucking douchemoron.

douchemoron by Samus_ January 6, 2009

Douchenator 

An assaholic Douchebag

That kid is the douchenator!

Douchenator by Pelvic Thrust April 18, 2010

Mount Douchemore 

A person whose incredible douchebaginess earns them the right to be enshrined in stone form on a "Mount Rushmore" like site.

Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.

Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh

Mount Douchemore by Dick Goesenya April 4, 2011

doucheatorium 

A man made or natural structure made of way to much gold that is designed to house douchery on a mass scale. Some of the key design features are but not limited to, unlimited supply of overused hair jell, shirts with the top three buttons missing, never knowing when to stop talking about the endless pointless stories on the time they did blah blah blah, continuously pointing out their calligraphy tattoo and how it means awesome, industrial cologne applicator, a gigantic shirt with 4 popped collars, and probably every driver who has cut you off, ran a red light, or sped up in the passing lane only to slow down after to hold up everyone else and the entire fox news organization.

Guy 1: Man this party sucks did everyone here just come from the doucheatorium or something.

Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.

doucheatorium by directly at the sun April 25, 2010

douchebagorie 

The epitome of all douche bags around the world, created by the infamous yet gorgeous S.A.D.

You and your douchebagorie need to stop!

douchebagorie by CreatorsOfDouchebagorie! November 24, 2010