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douchehoe

a douchebag and a manwhore mixed into one big jerk
the douchehoe "gets around" and then doesn't call!
by samiamxoxoxo August 4, 2009
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Doucheberg

Someone who at first meeting shows a little bit of their douche self, but on getting to know them better, the full extent of their doucheness becomes apparent. (Likened to the iceberg that only shows a small fraction of its total size)
Upon seeing a known douchebag coming at him he said in his best captain's voice, "Doucheberg straight ahead!"
by The_real_mr_fantastic December 2, 2016
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Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).
by YerMom3333 October 16, 2008
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douchebomb

A really HUGE douchebag. A douche so big that he spreads his douchiosity all around the room.
Dude, I gotta get out here. That douchebomb, Greg just walked in. I can almost feel the douchiosity crawling up my leg.
by shrimphead May 8, 2008
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DoucheBoggled

The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!
Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!

Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!
by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011
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doucheherder

(doosh'-her-der) Noun. A douchebag with the ability to draw other douchebags to his or her circle of lunacy and convince them to perpetuate the original douchebag's agenda, most commonly seen in the arena of politics and government, but can define anyone in any walk of life with the ability to draw others into their own crazy plight.
That person is such a doucheherder. I can't believe they got all of those other douchebags to come together and agree with them.
by _Harry_Pothead November 28, 2013
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douchebolical

How can you vote for that racist, fascist, douchebolical dung monger
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