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douchehound 

A guy that will dance or get naughty with the most disgusting girl in the joint (most likely looks so dirty you assume shes needs to douche)
"Man look at mike with that girl Man he's such a douchehound "
douchehound by Nick February 23, 2004
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Douchehound 

(Pronounced doosh-hound) The mispronunciation of dachshund.

1. Description of a person who is ignorant or verging on being a dick.
2. An exclamation to express the knowledge that you've mispronounced a word.

3. A wiener dog.
1. "Ooh my God, Adam. You're such a douchehound."
2. "Even though she wasn't sub-tle... Ah shit, douchehound."
3. "Look, Adam! It's a douchehound wearing sunglasses!"
Douchehound by Stageninjateleportin February 23, 2020

a douche hound

A guy who will have sex with the most disgusting girl in the room (the girl most likely is so dirty she needs a good douching)
"Man look at mike hes such a douche hound" ..disgusting
a douche hound by Nick February 19, 2004

Douchehand 

That feeling you get when you unknowingly shake hands with a total douchebag.
After being introduced to Chad and shaking his hand I realized that he was a total douchebag and immediately felt a sense of douchehand.
Douchehand by Atlas Rising April 3, 2021

Douche Hound 

A girl that can seek out the biggest douchbag in the room
-"Becky loves assholes"
-"ya she's a real douche hound"
Douche Hound by anitdouche August 26, 2011

douchehold 

a portmanteau of the words douche and threshold, the point at which a new acquaintance is irrevocably determined to be a douche.
"sorry i couldn't stick around any longer on your blind date, but that guy totally crossed my douchehold."
douchehold by just a coincidence December 9, 2008

douchehood 

The transcendental state of assholiness that an individual jerk could obtain in his lifetime.
Chad has finally been outed by all the married women he has slept with. He's achieved douchehood.
douchehood by TheToesKnows December 9, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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