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Douchehound 

(Pronounced doosh-hound) The mispronunciation of dachshund.

1. Description of a person who is ignorant or verging on being a dick.
2. An exclamation to express the knowledge that you've mispronounced a word.

3. A wiener dog.
1. "Ooh my God, Adam. You're such a douchehound."
2. "Even though she wasn't sub-tle... Ah shit, douchehound."
3. "Look, Adam! It's a douchehound wearing sunglasses!"
Douchehound by Stageninjateleportin February 23, 2020

a douche hound

A guy who will have sex with the most disgusting girl in the room (the girl most likely is so dirty she needs a good douching)
"Man look at mike hes such a douche hound" ..disgusting
a douche hound by Nick February 19, 2004

Douchehand 

That feeling you get when you unknowingly shake hands with a total douchebag.
After being introduced to Chad and shaking his hand I realized that he was a total douchebag and immediately felt a sense of douchehand.
Douchehand by Atlas Rising April 3, 2021

Douche Hound 

A girl that can seek out the biggest douchbag in the room
-"Becky loves assholes"
-"ya she's a real douche hound"
Douche Hound by anitdouche August 26, 2011

douchehold 

a portmanteau of the words douche and threshold, the point at which a new acquaintance is irrevocably determined to be a douche.
"sorry i couldn't stick around any longer on your blind date, but that guy totally crossed my douchehold."
douchehold by just a coincidence December 9, 2008

douchehood 

The transcendental state of assholiness that an individual jerk could obtain in his lifetime.
Chad has finally been outed by all the married women he has slept with. He's achieved douchehood.
douchehood by TheToesKnows December 9, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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