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douchehelm 

A douche-helm is a leader in douchebaggery. This person personifies everything douche to the extent that just being around said person will make you a douchebag.

A douchehelm will sometimes gain control of an audience and hypnotize by presence alone. Everyone will quiet down and listen to his every word as if he was a great leader yet there's this lingering itch in the back of your mind wondering why the hell everyone is listening to this douchebag.
Dr.Phil, Kanye West, Ryan Seacrest

"Ever since that douchehelm showed up the entire team turned into major nancy boy cunts."

"If you see a douchehelm, run the fuck away as fast as you can before he infects you with gay."
douchehelm by NBCCbitch November 5, 2009
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Douchenheimer 

Only used for those who have transcended from mere douche, to a higher level of douchebaggery. Describes a person who doesn't just act like a douche, they live like it. Most can only obtain this infamous title after training for the better part of their lives in the ancient arts of Taekwondouche, passed down by the elder D-bag monks of the Appalachian Mountains. A Douchenheimer will most likely be offended if you refer to them as lowly douche, and correct you in the douchiest way possible, as to show off their talents. Once one reaches the rank of Douchenheimer he is gifted with a special collared shirt, reinforced with steel so there's no possible way for it to not be popped. The Douchenheimer is revered by douches, hated all.
Guy 1: Whoa...

Guy 2: What's wrong?

Guy 1: That... thing over there, what is it? I wanna call it a douche but...

Guy 2: I'm afraid that's no mere douche. It's... a Douchenheimer!

Douchenheimer 

Conceited, dickish pervert with a penis that measures just .5 cm. Also defined as: Cocky trumpet player that masturbates daily, and enjoys public hand jobs.
My God, he is such a Douchenheimer (Sam). He made his girlfriend get him off in the back of the movie theater.
Douchenheimer by -->flounder<-- February 27, 2011

doucheherder 

(doosh'-her-der) Noun. A douchebag with the ability to draw other douchebags to his or her circle of lunacy and convince them to perpetuate the original douchebag's agenda, most commonly seen in the arena of politics and government, but can define anyone in any walk of life with the ability to draw others into their own crazy plight.
That person is such a doucheherder. I can't believe they got all of those other douchebags to come together and agree with them.
doucheherder by _Harry_Pothead November 28, 2013

douchehole 

A slang, joking insult used for humor, a simple combination of douchebag and asshole.
Our president is a complete douchehole!
douchehole by Jaime Rae May 27, 2006

douchehammer 

Total waste of genetic material, a person who goes out of their way to be a complete pain in the ass
That guy cut me off in the middle of rush hour traffic.

What a douchehammer.
douchehammer by swooper74 October 13, 2006

Douchedemic 

A term describing an increasing amount of douche-bags in a common hang-out.
Me: "C'mon, Dave, let's get outta here man, this place is a douchedemic."

Dave:"I heard that."
Douchedemic by teabagger5000 May 11, 2009
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