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douchebagnish

A language spoken exclusively by douche bags. to understand one must be or study a douche bag
douche bag:Hey! check out my new ride! its tight! it has everything you can imagine in it! it cost me 300,000 bucks! i can afford that though because i am awesome!......

non douche bag:Dude WTF did you just say? i don't speak douchebagnish
douchebagnish by chris this April 18, 2010
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Douchebagistan 

a mythical city-state populated exclusively by douches. The elected leader is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.
That guy Cote is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.
Douchebagistan by dan cornelius June 20, 2006

douchebagish 

An Adjective

Used to describe something meeting the qalifications of being a 'douchebag'
that douchebagish car of mine decided to stop working n my way to work today
douchebagish by Skinny Larry September 19, 2007

Douchebaggistan

A historic nation next to Cockslappistan and Titlickistan, which is considered to be the homeland of Douchebaggistanies or Douchebags for short. The capital city is a thriving metropolis called Twatsmellabad.
Dean is such a douche bag!!! He must be from Douchebaggistan. Don't be a douche bag Dean!!

douchebaggish 

An adjective form of the word "douchebag" used usually in a derogatory sense. Mostly used towards a noun or verb.
"That guy was quite douchebaggish" or "He didn't have to be so douchebaggish."
douchebaggish by Stefan Spohr November 30, 2006

king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.
How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

Douchebagnitude

A rating of how big of a douchebag someone is.
People who say "Bro" more than 5 times a minute have an extremely high douchebagnitude.


See also: BPM ("Bro"'s per minute)
Douchebagnitude by Cory Price April 29, 2005
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