douchebagnish

Name: douchebagnish Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

A language spoken exclusively by douche bags. to understand one must be or study a douche bag

douche bag:Hey! check out my new ride! its tight! it has everything you can imagine in it! it cost me 300,000 bucks! i can afford that though because i am awesome!......

non douche bag:Dude WTF did you just say? i don't speak douchebagnish

douchebagnish by chris this April 18, 2010

Get the douchebagnish mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Douchebagistan

a mythical city-state populated exclusively by douches. The elected leader is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.

That guy Cote is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.

Douchebagistan by dan cornelius June 20, 2006

Get the Douchebagistan mug.

douchebagish

An Adjective

Used to describe something meeting the qalifications of being a 'douchebag'

that douchebagish car of mine decided to stop working n my way to work today

douchebagish by Skinny Larry September 19, 2007

Get the douchebagish mug.

Douchebaggistan

A historic nation next to Cockslappistan and Titlickistan, which is considered to be the homeland of Douchebaggistanies or Douchebags for short. The capital city is a thriving metropolis called Twatsmellabad.

Dean is such a douche bag!!! He must be from Douchebaggistan. Don't be a douche bag Dean!!

Douchebaggistan by Mustafa Meelickentwat November 11, 2007

Get the Douchebaggistan mug.

douchebaggish

An adjective form of the word "douchebag" used usually in a derogatory sense. Mostly used towards a noun or verb.

"That guy was quite douchebaggish" or "He didn't have to be so douchebaggish."

douchebaggish by Stefan Spohr November 30, 2006

Get the douchebaggish mug.

king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

king of douchebagistan by queenb254 May 14, 2015

Get the king of douchebagistan mug.

Douchebagnitude

A rating of how big of a douchebag someone is.

People who say "Bro" more than 5 times a minute have an extremely high douchebagnitude.

See also: BPM ("Bro"'s per minute)

Douchebagnitude by Cory Price April 29, 2005

Get the Douchebagnitude mug.

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

Word of the Day on November 3, 2026

Get the briefcake mug.

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

Get the Ratfucker mug.

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Get the countrypolitan mug.

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

Word of the Day on October 31, 2026