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Douchebagism

Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.
If you had the Anniston haircut in the 90s, you were a part of the douchebagism of the time.
Douchebagism by Boro1976 October 24, 2019

narcissistic douchebags 

People who find pleasure in being a dick towards other and do nothing positive.
Danny Young stayed to his normal ways, and continued to be a scum, like all the narcissistic douchebags in the world.

Douchebagistan 

a mythical city-state populated exclusively by douches. The elected leader is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.
That guy Cote is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.
Douchebagistan by dan cornelius June 20, 2006

douchebagitron 

an act or process to generate a douchebag idea. thinking a really bad idea.
That douchebagitron almost killed me with that last stunt. What douchebagitron came up with that idea?
douchebagitron by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

douchebagish 

An Adjective

Used to describe something meeting the qalifications of being a 'douchebag'
that douchebagish car of mine decided to stop working n my way to work today
douchebagish by Skinny Larry September 19, 2007

douchebagnish

A language spoken exclusively by douche bags. to understand one must be or study a douche bag
douche bag:Hey! check out my new ride! its tight! it has everything you can imagine in it! it cost me 300,000 bucks! i can afford that though because i am awesome!......

non douche bag:Dude WTF did you just say? i don't speak douchebagnish
douchebagnish by chris this April 18, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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