douchebagnese 

Speaking in the language of a douchebag!

When a man tells you that he would love to have you sleep over tonight, but please make yourself scarce when his DATE comes over in the morning. "We wouldn't want her uncomfortable, now would we?"

Man, Nick has been talking douchebagnese all week!

douchebagnese by Angel kisses July 23, 2009

Douchebagner 

a real dick, prick, asshole, and all around unpleasant person.

The dude known as "Douche Bagner" is called that because he's such a douchebagner.

Douchebagner by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

douchebagnish

A language spoken exclusively by douche bags. to understand one must be or study a douche bag

douche bag:Hey! check out my new ride! its tight! it has everything you can imagine in it! it cost me 300,000 bucks! i can afford that though because i am awesome!......

non douche bag:Dude WTF did you just say? i don't speak douchebagnish

douchebagnish by chris this April 18, 2010

douchebagenstein 

A word derived from a proper name and a familiar word; douchebag and Frankenstein. The combination of these two words suggests a douchebag (see def.) and something completely mutated personified. The combination of the two is defined as such:

1. someone who has taken the act of being a douchebag to extremes never seen before, making the concept of doucheness "come alive".

"I'd really like to go home right now, because this is extremely boring, but my boss is being a total douchebagenstein."

douchebagenstein by AFG11 June 16, 2009

Douchebaggesaurus 

A douchebag so big that he belongs in the jurrasic period... as well as extinct.

That firefighter thinks hes hot shi*t but he's really a Fugly Douchebaggesaurus.

Douchebaggesaurus by Ccie January 15, 2012

douchbaganese

The act of speaking in a manner that represents a douchebag.

Douchebag - "Hey friend, check out my new 325i, hold on got take this call on my bluetooth."
Friend - "Sorry "friend" I don't speak douchbaganese."

douchbaganese by ZorroDave September 13, 2006

douchebaginess 

The actions exemplified by a huge fucking douche.

"connor, you just addded a ppoint to the douchebaginess"

douchebaginess by wilssonn March 24, 2010