Douchebaggistan

A historic nation next to Cockslappistan and Titlickistan, which is considered to be the homeland of Douchebaggistanies or Douchebags for short. The capital city is a thriving metropolis called Twatsmellabad.

Dean is such a douche bag!!! He must be from Douchebaggistan. Don't be a douche bag Dean!!

by Mustafa Meelickentwat November 11, 2007

Douchebagistan

a mythical city-state populated exclusively by douches. The elected leader is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.

That guy Cote is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.

by dan cornelius June 20, 2006

king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

by queenb254 May 14, 2015

douchebagestan

Where all douche bags are from.

What a douche bag!!!
Yeah! Pretty sure he is from douchebagestan!!!

by Your Worst Nightmare W27 April 17, 2014

Douchbagistan

A wannabe golf course that is really nothing more than a goat pasture that is run by snobs that think they know everything and have inside information about everything but can not disclose what it is they know.

I played golf at Douchbagistan today and Nick, the Mayor of Douchbagistan washed my balls for me. A golf course in Kentucky where the assistant ball washer is known as Mayor Nick, the Mayor of Douchebagistan. He knows something very interesting but he can not tell you what it is.

by Donald Cameron December 9, 2008

douchebagastan

A country America despises and can't get along with.

Osama bin Laden lived in douchebagastan.

by Only in America! May 30, 2011