douchebaginitis

The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.

Stay away from that popped collar, you might catch douchebaginitis

douchebaginitis by D-Hizzle December 7, 2005

douchebagitis 

Having a condition (particularly females), where you are constantly attracted to men who are douchebags (i.e - they treat you like crap, take longer to get ready than you do, cheat on you).

See I have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- I always going for douchebags and then ending up in an epic fail.

douchebagitis by camann November 12, 2009

Douchebagitis 

A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.

Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.

John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.

Douchebagitis by twofacediav June 21, 2009

Douchebagitis 

a debilitating condition similar to The McNaughton rule. Mainly found in young male adults.

symptoms:

self centered
often on his manstrul cycle
an over-inflated sense of self worth

often considers things his friends enjoy childish
cant be bothered with things that he does not benefit from
is a dick toward people that he considers not witty compared to him
needs a map to avoid / escape getting lost and vanishing into the vagina world
rants about bitches when drunk then begs you to not show people the tape

He couldn't hang out Friday night he's suffering from douchebagitis

Douchebagitis by oohnooo February 19, 2010

douchebagantis 

a place where all douches go atleast once in a life time

hey douche #1 did you go to douchebagantis today no i couldnt make it haha wow your f*cked

douchebagantis by MR.crazyness34 April 26, 2009