The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.
by D-Hizzle December 7, 2005
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See I have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- I always going for douchebags and then ending up in an epic fail.
by camann November 12, 2009
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A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.
Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.
Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.
John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.
by twofacediav June 21, 2009
Get the Douchebagitis mug.a debilitating condition similar to The McNaughton rule. Mainly found in young male adults.
symptoms:
self centered
often on his manstrul cycle
an over-inflated sense of self worth
often considers things his friends enjoy childish
cant be bothered with things that he does not benefit from
is a dick toward people that he considers not witty compared to him
needs a map to avoid / escape getting lost and vanishing into the vagina world
rants about bitches when drunk then begs you to not show people the tape
symptoms:
self centered
often on his manstrul cycle
an over-inflated sense of self worth
often considers things his friends enjoy childish
cant be bothered with things that he does not benefit from
is a dick toward people that he considers not witty compared to him
needs a map to avoid / escape getting lost and vanishing into the vagina world
rants about bitches when drunk then begs you to not show people the tape
by oohnooo February 19, 2010
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