douche tart 

Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails.

That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart.

douche tart by boh818 April 4, 2009

douche tart 

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.

Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.

douche tart by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009

douche tart 

a dumb ass mother fucker that sucks big cock

my husband is such a douche tart

douche tart by hxneyed.bxe August 20, 2025

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

Douchetastrophe 

A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.

Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?

Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.

Douchetastrophe by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019

douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.

douchetard by Mr. X April 4, 2005

Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.

"Tucker Bush is a fuckass douchetard"

Fuckass Douchetard by DanforthMullins December 21, 2007