douche mark
The bathroom attendant at a restaurant in doucheland wanted some douche marks for standing there; he didn't even wipe your butt or anything.
douche mark by andy1 January 16, 2006
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douche mark
the mark of a douche bag
i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside
i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside
douche mark by genuine leather October 15, 2010
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Douche Marks
When a female liberates a vaginal discharge on a item of furniture, clothing or other object. Douche marks are usually the bi product of sexual intercourse.
Douche Marks by The Laughing Man EP October 21, 2007
douchemare
Noun:
1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.
2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.
1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.
2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.
Did you see Criss Angel's Mindfreak. God that was terrible. I had douchemares for a week.
Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.
Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.
douchemare by manifestjoe December 19, 2011
douchemart
Douchemart is a slang name for any number of stores where douchebags who think that they're too good for Wal-Mart would shop. Ex. Target, Old Navy, Abercrombie, Banana Republic
douchemart by Magikchef01 October 9, 2013
douchemaker
douchemaker by TimTebro June 30, 2016
Douchepark
The act of parking a vehicle horizontally in two spaces so as to prevent others from parking directly next to you to reduce the risk of having your vehicle dinged or scratched
The real estate agent with the Ferrari always doucheparks in our lot making it harder to find a open space.
Douchepark by Estateplannerla May 8, 2019
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