Douchepark 

The act of parking a vehicle horizontally in two spaces so as to prevent others from parking directly next to you to reduce the risk of having your vehicle dinged or scratched

The real estate agent with the Ferrari always doucheparks in our lot making it harder to find a open space.

Douchepark by Estateplannerla May 8, 2019

douchepick 

A douchebag who doesn't know he's a douchebag.

Why the fuck doesn't that guy see his problem? What a douchepick!

douchepick by OSUrulz August 20, 2007

urban douchenary 

refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the hell they are talking about; and 2) cares.

"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"

"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."

urban douchenary by Arthur J. Vandelay November 5, 2009

douchearoo 

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.

Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo

douchearoo by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008

douchebaksh 

The highest category of douchebag, reserved only for those who've publicly and repeatedly proven themselves as such throughout their lives, careers, etc. Inspired by the great shirtless internet entrepreneur Gurbaksh Chahal.

1) Tom: Did you see that guy cry about starving children in Somalia and then go blow $50,000 on bottle service without donating a dime?

John: Yeah man...that guy's beyond a douchebag..that guy's a douchebaksh

douchebaksh by LVB3 March 12, 2011

douchemare 

Noun:

1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.

2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.

Did you see Criss Angel's Mindfreak. God that was terrible. I had douchemares for a week.

Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.

douchemare by manifestjoe December 19, 2011

Douchearu

A douchey Subaru owner. Actions of a douchearu include but are not limited to:
•excessive revving
•installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
•Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club

I missed my exit because I got blocked by a Subaru. He thought I was racing him. What a douchearu.

That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.

Douchearu by SpyderLyfe July 22, 2018