douche baby

When your mother was pregnant with you and douched out her vagina making you a douche baby

you your brother your sister maybe your parents who knows but we do know you are a douche baby - Kernal Sanders

by tylerconcs December 8, 2007

Baby Douche

1. A male who acts like a child, when they are old enough to be a parent.

2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.

3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.

4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!

This morning my husband was being a baby douche. He thinks everyone needs to hold his hand. When our eleven year old was playing a joke on him, he decided to act like a child and pull her hair. Then he threw a tantrum when I said I would not go to the store and get him cigarettes. He is a grown man acting like a child. Therfore he is a baby douche.

by steffyb March 12, 2010

baby douche

A teenager or very young adult that mistakenly thinks that being a douchebag is cool and who thus essentially becomes an apprentice douchebag that will one day probably become a full fledged douchebag, forever beyond hope of ever becoming a decent human being.

Jersey Shore probably created a lot of baby douches who may otherwise have stayed on a more civilized path in life.

by minagica June 15, 2015

Baby Douchie

A common pet name for the one you love. Baby Douchie is just a nice way of telling that special someone their a douche.

Walks up to Boyfriend/Girlfriend: "Hi Baby Douchie!"

by Dylanslove June 10, 2010

Douchebabe

An individual, usually female, who is annoying but hot.

Man, Megan Fox is such a douchebabe.

by Malachus July 21, 2009

douchebaby

Any person, but usually a man, who acts like a douchebag, and then, when called out on being a douchebag, cries about it to other people like a baby.

Any person who does douchebag type actions, but in such a childish way that his/her immaturity is the main reason for the douchery.

A person who does not take responsibilty for his/her own douchebag behavior, or conversely is so immature he or she cannot even recongnize that the behavior is that of a douchebag.

A person not old enough to drive a douche canoe.

My ex won't pay child support, but then acts like a douchebaby when I report his ass to DMV and he loses his licence.

by you want it? you got it! January 17, 2014

douchebabe

A douche bag that is extremely good looking.

"Check out Christian Bale, he's such a hottie."
"Yeah, if you like douchebabes."

by Breezy231 December 22, 2010