douche baby
you your brother your sister maybe your parents who knows but we do know you are a douche baby - Kernal Sanders
douche baby by tylerconcs December 8, 2007
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Baby Douche
1. A male who acts like a child, when they are old enough to be a parent.
2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.
3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.
4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!
2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.
3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.
4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!
This morning my husband was being a baby douche. He thinks everyone needs to hold his hand. When our eleven year old was playing a joke on him, he decided to act like a child and pull her hair. Then he threw a tantrum when I said I would not go to the store and get him cigarettes. He is a grown man acting like a child. Therfore he is a baby douche.
Baby Douche by steffyb March 12, 2010
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baby douche
A teenager or very young adult that mistakenly thinks that being a douchebag is cool and who thus essentially becomes an apprentice douchebag that will one day probably become a full fledged douchebag, forever beyond hope of ever becoming a decent human being.
Jersey Shore probably created a lot of baby douches who may otherwise have stayed on a more civilized path in life.
baby douche by minagica June 15, 2015
Baby Douchie
A common pet name for the one you love. Baby Douchie is just a nice way of telling that special someone their a douche.
Baby Douchie by Dylanslove June 10, 2010
douchebaby
Any person, but usually a man, who acts like a douchebag, and then, when called out on being a douchebag, cries about it to other people like a baby.
Any person who does douchebag type actions, but in such a childish way that his/her immaturity is the main reason for the douchery.
A person who does not take responsibilty for his/her own douchebag behavior, or conversely is so immature he or she cannot even recongnize that the behavior is that of a douchebag.
A person not old enough to drive a douche canoe.
Any person who does douchebag type actions, but in such a childish way that his/her immaturity is the main reason for the douchery.
A person who does not take responsibilty for his/her own douchebag behavior, or conversely is so immature he or she cannot even recongnize that the behavior is that of a douchebag.
A person not old enough to drive a douche canoe.
My ex won't pay child support, but then acts like a douchebaby when I report his ass to DMV and he loses his licence.
douchebaby by you want it? you got it! January 17, 2014
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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