douche baby
you your brother your sister maybe your parents who knows but we do know you are a douche baby - Kernal Sanders
douche baby by tylerconcs December 8, 2007
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Baby Douche
1. A male who acts like a child, when they are old enough to be a parent.
2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.
3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.
4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!
2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.
3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.
4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!
This morning my husband was being a baby douche. He thinks everyone needs to hold his hand. When our eleven year old was playing a joke on him, he decided to act like a child and pull her hair. Then he threw a tantrum when I said I would not go to the store and get him cigarettes. He is a grown man acting like a child. Therfore he is a baby douche.
Baby Douche by steffyb March 12, 2010
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baby douche
A teenager or very young adult that mistakenly thinks that being a douchebag is cool and who thus essentially becomes an apprentice douchebag that will one day probably become a full fledged douchebag, forever beyond hope of ever becoming a decent human being.
Jersey Shore probably created a lot of baby douches who may otherwise have stayed on a more civilized path in life.
baby douche by minagica June 15, 2015
Baby Douchie
A common pet name for the one you love. Baby Douchie is just a nice way of telling that special someone their a douche.
Baby Douchie by Dylanslove June 10, 2010
Douchebabe
Douchebabe by Malachus July 21, 2009
douchebaby
Any person, but usually a man, who acts like a douchebag, and then, when called out on being a douchebag, cries about it to other people like a baby.
Any person who does douchebag type actions, but in such a childish way that his/her immaturity is the main reason for the douchery.
A person who does not take responsibilty for his/her own douchebag behavior, or conversely is so immature he or she cannot even recongnize that the behavior is that of a douchebag.
A person not old enough to drive a douche canoe.
Any person who does douchebag type actions, but in such a childish way that his/her immaturity is the main reason for the douchery.
A person who does not take responsibilty for his/her own douchebag behavior, or conversely is so immature he or she cannot even recongnize that the behavior is that of a douchebag.
A person not old enough to drive a douche canoe.
My ex won't pay child support, but then acts like a douchebaby when I report his ass to DMV and he loses his licence.
douchebaby by you want it? you got it! January 17, 2014
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