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douchamera 

The rear-facing camera on an Apple iPad which inexplicably conveys to the user that they can use a tablet as a damn camera.
Look at this jaggoff. He's ruining the aquarium with that douchamera!
douchamera by Intornet December 27, 2013
Words you can keep

Douchemeat 

Adjective: A combination of a Douchebag and a meathead, or A retarted Meathead.

Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.
If u have a friend that is on the butt juice and his IQ is the same as his shoe size thats Douchemeat material.
Douchemeat by Luis-clw May 1, 2006

Douchemegatron 

A huge, evil leader of all douches who's idiocy is a very crime against humanity. A person, thing, or asshole you'd prefer to never lay eyes on, even if it meant cutting your own eyes out.
You are the DoucheMegatron.
Douchemegatron by NSTS55 March 11, 2009

Doucharama

Anytime when a douche causes a whole lot of drama, so its kind of a double negative
OMG jenny, your douchbag boyfriend is always causing so much doucharama
Doucharama by caliquake October 26, 2009

doucherama 

A party or any other event consisting mostly of douchebags and their female counterparts (douchettes).
Everyone is full of himself at this party. This is a total doucherama.
doucherama by decomposer917 June 4, 2015

doucheraptor 

A cunning hunter who is a master of killing prey with douchebaggery. A master of douchebaggery.
Person 1: That guy just screwed me out of money for no reason.

Person 2: What a doucheraptor.
doucheraptor by Riorozen December 30, 2013

douchaleagleflapper 

when you douche the meatflap on an extra large vagina.
She likes the douchaleagleflapper
More from Urban Dictionary

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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