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double job 

A blow-job and a hand-job being performed at once onto a single person by onther.
My wife gives the worst double job so I go to my doctors for the good stuff .
double job by Spud The Beast Hunter September 13, 2017
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Double Blow Job

See DBJ
Generally, this is when two girls lick and suck 1 cock in both their mouths at the same time.
When both Melissa and Sandra gave me a Double Blow Job,I blasted both their faces with a huge, sticky load of white, hot jizz and watched as they Snowball my load in both their mouths!
Double Blow Job by E-Dog June 8, 2004

Staff Job double money 

Peter Parker wants a staff job but double money
Steve harvey: what will you spend this $1,000 on?
Peter Parker: staff job double money

Double Bag Job 

Similar to Paper bag job.
A double bag job is a term used to describe a woman so ugly, 2 bags would be needed during sex. One for her, and one for you, just incase the one for her ripped.
nice body, but a fuck ugly face. Paper bag job? Nah, Really fuck ugly face, double bag job...

double rim job 

a complicated 69 where two flexible partners lick eachothers assholes.
fred you got any orbitz sally made me give her a "double rim job" last night
double rim job by willythekid June 19, 2011

Double BLow Job

A blow job where the female sucks 2 dicks at a time.
Jim: Where were you last night?
Dick: I got wasted and let a girl give me and this random dude a double blow job.
Double BLow Job by hlhkl March 17, 2012

double foot job 

A simultaneous foot job performed by people sitting across from each other using external stimulation of the gen A tay LEE UH.
I walked in and they were double foot jobbing one another...I had to make a break for it.
double foot job by Big_Ley November 1, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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