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double donkey

1) The most extreme mouth slam.

2) A super-ultra mule kick to the face or abdomen.

3) Double penetrating a bitch and forcing her head into the floor, and laughing at her ass hole fuckin'.
"We are going to give you a double donkey straight to the mouth!"
double donkey by Dustin June 14, 2004
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Double Donkey Punch 

During sex, when a partner is in a doggy style position, you punch their kidneys at the same time as hard as one can.

Double Donkey Blumpkin 

A double donkey blumpkin is a sexual act wherein two men sit on toilets facing each other, and recieve fellatio as they evacuate their bowls. Both men should climax simultaneously, and at the moment of climax punch their partner in the occipital lobe as hard as possible.
Rex, Jan, Jill and I had a Double Donkey Blumpkin party last night... it was a mess, there's shit everywhere.

the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled

when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)
have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON

Double Dutch donkey 

A double Dutch donkey is a person who works non-stop, relentlessly working, without rest, aka “double Dutch” jump rope, all hooves all the time!
“I have been workin like a double dutch donkey. Cause if my husband gets fired , we better have a cushion”
Double Dutch donkey by Lady sekhmet February 20, 2018

double donkers 

when a girl has massive i mean humoungus tiddies
yo look at stacy she got massive tiddies
nah she got em double donkers my guy
double donkers by baenis July 7, 2023
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