double daddy 

A dude, other than your father, porking your mother.

Person A: I fucked your mom.

Person B: Screw you, asshole.

Person A: Hey, respect your double daddy.

double daddy by 111213 November 13, 2013

Daddy double fisting 

similar to double fisting, but even better with daddy flavor. A beer in one hand, a bottle, sippy cup, or any other childrens drinking device in the other hand.

Daddy double fisting at grandmas, while johnny plays with aunt mary.

Daddy double fisting by Daddydutchboy December 25, 2010

Double Dandy

The act of playing two girls at once, usually one from a different school or college than the other, but still fucking them both without them having a clue whats going on.

Dude I was fucking this chick from Georgia then I came back to Florida and fucked the other chick im in with, what a double dandy i have working.

Double Dandy by theace October 14, 2012

doubledaddy 

A father who handles his responsibility and his deadtbeat exlovers

Got a methhead prostitute pregnant, guess Im gonna be a doubledaddy!!

doubledaddy by Whodeeney September 30, 2016