dorseyism 

1. The idealolgy of "Hoes before the Bros"
2. The beleif in thinking a singular female is more important than your boys
3. The followers of dorseyism usually end up homosexual or aboslute outcasts

Ever since Denzel met lynda, he turned into a follower of dorseyism

dorseyism by egusehryfyoaiwurlgha November 16, 2019

Dorenism 

The belief of that Van Doren blood is superior and more powerful than others of any lesser being.

Any and all who claim dorenism live to cause chaos throughout anything they take part in.

You can't kill me, I believe in dorenism motherfucker!

Dorenism by Charles VD May 2, 2022

Downeyism 

Since Robert Downey Jr. is simply glorious and could easily be placed on the same level as a deity, many have decided to convert to Downeyism. Downeyism, although a newly formed and quite questionable religion, is based on the celebration of Robert Downey Jr.'s existence.

I have officially converted to Downeyism.

After I got done watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, I became a follower of Downeyism.

Downeyism by eixxam February 22, 2010

Doryism

To say something random. Normally results in been given strange looks and being called 'Dory', even though the words sounded perfectly logical within the speakers head.

"Keep on swimming!"
or
"Blah, blah, blah de blah. Wow, Squidgey."
"Oh, Dory!"

Doryism by Anna 'Dory' Ledsham February 3, 2004

donkeyism 

the act of being stubborn like a donkey.

Mike is very stubborn, He has a bad case of Donkeyism

donkeyism by Miss.Sara November 27, 2006

Doreism 

A mental disorder in which begin your career as center-left only to grift and constantly pander to right-wing conspiracy theorists for money.

Victims of doreism include : Jimmy Dore (namesake), Tulsi Gabbard, Dave Rubin, Dennis Kucinich, Ana Kasparian, Glenn Greenwald, Bill Maher, Laci Green, George Galloway and Russell Brand.

Actual leftist : Man it's sad to see you contracted doreism. What happened to you?

Jimmy Dore : I wanted to cash in. Also, MAGA.

Doreism by kylekulinskifan August 10, 2023

Doryism

Is the frequent forgetfulness of one's thoughts

Bro my doryism is crazy right now.

Doryism by Ninja Banana (backwards) September 9, 2022