Doreism

A mental disorder in which begin your career as center-left only to grift and constantly pander to right-wing conspiracy theorists for money.

Victims of doreism include : Jimmy Dore (namesake), Tulsi Gabbard, Dave Rubin, Dennis Kucinich, Ana Kasparian, Glenn Greenwald, Bill Maher, Laci Green, George Galloway and Russell Brand.

Actual leftist : Man it's sad to see you contracted doreism. What happened to you?

Jimmy Dore : I wanted to cash in. Also, MAGA.

by kylekulinskifan August 10, 2023

Dorenism

The belief of that Van Doren blood is superior and more powerful than others of any lesser being.

Any and all who claim dorenism live to cause chaos throughout anything they take part in.

You can't kill me, I believe in dorenism motherfucker!

by Charles VD May 2, 2022

Dorbism

Derived from the term "Don't Rock the Boat" (DoRB), Dorbism describes the tendency inherent in many senior managers, or those with a stake in a system, to do nothing to improve services, address problems or tackle problematic people/issues.

A reluctance to act as a positive change agent due to the perceived risk that such action will be viewed negatively by superiors or others with influence (including the press)

Despite the Government's recent cuts in funding for education, the Dorbism of university Vice Chancellors is clear from their relative silence on the matter.

My boss is proving to be rather dorbist on the matter of recent staff redundancies

by DesignThinking October 15, 2010

dorkism

The state of being a dork.

Julio is an apt follower of dorkism.

by lunnara November 19, 2006

dorismar

A beautiful girl with eyes that glitter like the sea. Usually very kind and quiet until you get to know them better. A great kisses indeed.

Have I told you about Dorismar? Her eyes make my heart flutter.

by Blueskys26 October 3, 2017

dorkism

Much like the monks, a person who studies dorkism usualy meditates under many books, has very few friends and is prone to subtle spurts of Aqumininininism, has very few friends, if any, are under the leadership of the high dork.... in this case Steven Hawkings.

Created by Irish settelers of South East Asia and South Dakota.

"The followers of dorkism read the book for dorkismnes."

by boosha lord #37 "under Steven Hawkings" June 19, 2005

Doryism

To say something random. Normally results in been given strange looks and being called 'Dory', even though the words sounded perfectly logical within the speakers head.

"Keep on swimming!"
or
"Blah, blah, blah de blah. Wow, Squidgey."
"Oh, Dory!"

by Anna 'Dory' Ledsham February 3, 2004