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Dorkian
A person characterized by strongly nerdy or socially awkward traits, often showing intense interest in academic, niche, or unconventional topics. A dorkian may also larp. The term is informally associated with individuals named Dorion, though it can be applied more broadly to describe anyone whose behavior combines intellectual enthusiasm, awkwardness, and a tendency toward role-like or exaggerated self-presentation. They are also usually a chud and or a fat unemployed glob.
Examples:
“Bro really started explaining quantum physics at lunch… that’s dorkian.”
“He was larping as a main character in the hallway—lowkey dorkian.”
“Only a dorkian would bring flashcards to a football game.”
“Why are you acting like a supervillain in math class? That’s mad dorkian.”
“Dorion correcting the teacher again… classic dorkian move.”
“Bro really started explaining quantum physics at lunch… that’s dorkian.”
“He was larping as a main character in the hallway—lowkey dorkian.”
“Only a dorkian would bring flashcards to a football game.”
“Why are you acting like a supervillain in math class? That’s mad dorkian.”
“Dorion correcting the teacher again… classic dorkian move.”
Dorkian by Thecoolest26 May 1, 2026
Dorian Havilliard
Daddy phantom hands is The sweetest kindest most intelligent boy who is so accepting of his friends. He is in love with badass witch called Manon but there is a lot of tension between him and his bestie chaol. His fav Disney princess is Elsa and he loves his puppy, he reads a lot and bring Sweets and Chocolate to friends in need
Dorian Havilliard by 🐒 December 29, 2020
Dorian Gray syndrome
Societal phenomenon characterised by not wanting to grow old. Named after Oscar Wilde's famous gothic horror novel "The Picture of Dorian Gray". Many celebrities also try to look younger, though this isn't necessarily psychological as looking nice is sometimes part of their job. Has 4 main components
-Narcissistic character traits
-Lack of the ability to emotionally mature
-Dysmorphophobia, which means excessive concern about conceived flaws in one's body
-And as a result of the former 3, a "Medical Lifestyle" such as hair transplants, botox, erectile dysfunction drugs, etc.
-Narcissistic character traits
-Lack of the ability to emotionally mature
-Dysmorphophobia, which means excessive concern about conceived flaws in one's body
-And as a result of the former 3, a "Medical Lifestyle" such as hair transplants, botox, erectile dysfunction drugs, etc.
Dorian Gray syndrome by SuperShepherd52 February 7, 2013
Doriana
Doriana is the sweetest girl you’ll meet. she worries more about other than herself and loves seeing others happy. She doesn’t tell most about her personal life which makes her mysterious not to mention she’s the funniest person you’ll ever met and manages to put a smile on everyone’s faces.
Doriana by Happylife123 July 14, 2019
Dorianna
A strong independent woman who has overcome almost all hardships in her life. She will be your best friend for years to come and will do everything with all of her heart.
Dorianna by Thornymail January 25, 2021
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