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A female douche bag. A douche bag bitch. A women with contemptable manners and spoilded behavior but just does it exceptionally well!
Cynthia is such a douchess, she thinks the world revolves around her spoiled ass!
Douchess by Shiny Buster Baby June 18, 2010

doucheski 

douche + ski
combination of douche and broski
negative connotation
Abhi is a doucheski.
doucheski by doucheski August 1, 2011

doucheslice 

interchangable with douchebag. commonly used to describe a douchebag who is skinnier than the average douche.
that kid's a douchebag
no way he's too skinny. he's just a doucheslice
doucheslice by poiunt June 13, 2010

doucheassery

an act or acts of jackassery committed by completely douchey people
Tom is up to his usual doucheassery by wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and claiming to be a UFC fan
doucheassery by pendergastastic September 6, 2010

douchescacity 

a mesurment of how big of a douche bag one can be.1st level douche bag. 2nd level doucher. 3rd level which is the highest doucheshniffer.
That basterd has reached maximum douchescacity. He's a freakin doucheshniffer.
douchescacity by jon.o June 27, 2009

douchesack 

A person who has achieved a level of jackassery beyond that of being a douchebag.
Kyle, you douchesack, why did you light my genitalia on fire?
douchesack by Bong Hits 4 Jesus February 7, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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