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defriend my honor 

The act of defriending someone on social networking sites, that your signifigant other or spouse does not like.
Girl: "Cara is a total bitch to me!"

Guy: "Yeah, I know."

Girl: "Get on facebook and defriend my honor!"
defriend my honor by Poeborgia July 27, 2011

Birthday Defriend 

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.
"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."
Birthday Defriend by its_just_easier February 27, 2012

datefriend 

A gender-neutral term for girlfriend/boyfriend, usually used for people to refer to people they are dating who don't fit into the gender binary.
Im going to the movies with my datefriend later, and we're going to zir house afterwards.
datefriend by mahouminuki February 14, 2014

Dopefiend Rental 

A vehicle obtained in trade for drugs, usually for a set amount of time although occasionally the owner will call it in stolen.
Cuz why I got a dopefiend rental for but 1 rock, what it do.

Defriendocalypse

When a facebook friend of yours cleans out their friendlist and you realize that you have unwittingly survived a, on their part, mass friend deletion of epic proportion.
"Your friends list when from like, 650 down to 225. Guess I survived the defriendocalypse, eh?"
Defriendocalypse by Ad_Noctum March 12, 2010

public defriender 

public defriender (noun): an individual who frequently and/or openly discusses removing people from their friends list in a self-righteous and attention-seeking manner.
"deleting some ppl from my fb who longer serve dey purpose. #realtalk"

"GODDDD why is she such a public defriender?!!"
public defriender by qaballer April 29, 2013