Definitions by Ad_Noctum

XBox 

A previous significant other's naughty bits... an ex-box, if you will.
Fun to play with, but prone to rapid shutdown if the right buttons aren't pushed....

Dude, last night I ran into the xbox at the bar and took her back to my place. She's learned some new tricks, but whatever- She was still fun to play.

XBox by Ad_Noctum May 5, 2010

Defriendocalypse

When a facebook friend of yours cleans out their friendlist and you realize that you have unwittingly survived a, on their part, mass friend deletion of epic proportion.

"Your friends list when from like, 650 down to 225. Guess I survived the defriendocalypse, eh?"

Defriendocalypse by Ad_Noctum March 12, 2010

Tree Love 

The act of a tree deflecting a thrown disc golf disc in a positive manner.

Damn, dude- you've been getting massive tree love this whole round!

Tree Love by Ad_Noctum December 4, 2009