dfl

dead fuckin last. as in a sporting event or race. or anything else you can get last in.

Frank just got a DFL at the race.

by francisco December 8, 2003

dfl

Dunce For Life --> A title given anyone that makes so many repetitive mistakes that they should just give up on life, sit in the corner, and wear the hat.

1: so how about that chick last night?
2: total dfl, but i had her yelling omg all night!!

by DerAffenkoenig March 11, 2010

dfl

data for later.
drawing on his or her memory the images of sexy people gathered during the day for wanking yourself off later.

look at that (dfl) for sure!

by toby fletcher August 9, 2006

dfl

david fucking lynch = david lynch, January 20, 1946) is an American filmmaker, painter, composer, video artist, and performance artist. Lynch has received three Academy Award for Best Director nominations for The Elephant Man (1980), Blue Velvet (1986), and Mulholland Drive (2001). He has won awards at the Cannes Film Festival and Venice Film Festival. Lynch is probably best known for Blue Velvet and as the creator of the successful Twin Peaks television series.

dfl is insane in the membrane!

by getouttanj February 6, 2008

dfl

Don't Forget Lube. Implying that a friend is about to get ass-fucked.

Similar to saying 'Break a Leg' before going on stage, but with stronger expectations of failure or discomfort.

"Oh god, I just realized I have an exam after this class!"

"Snap, did you study?

"No, I'm totally screwed!"

"dfl"

by Jibbah Jabba March 30, 2016

DFL

DFL is the common terms used by people in Deal, Kent for those who have moved to the area from London. DFL stands for Down From London. DFLs generally buy property in Deal and only come down at the weekends. When they are in Deal, Kent they invariably complain to the local council and police on noise pollution from local pubs and sports clubs. The police and council then stop the local pubs or sports clubs from running any events at the weekend. Which has a negative impact on the local economy where these events help the local businesses succeed.

On the phone" Hi Darling, I'm just sat on the train. It's packed with lots of DFLs with their Waitrose bags and beards"

by LocalBoyInThePhotograph January 7, 2019

DFL

DUMB FUCKING LIBERAL, the official name of the Minnesota Democratic party

Hubert H. "Humpty Dumpty" Humphrey founded the DFL.

by andy1 March 5, 2005