Hoover Alarmclock

The act of being woken up by oral sex.
Jason: Man, I had a rough night. Maybe a good old Hoover Alarmclock would do the trick.

Paul: Right, nothing is better than waking up in the morning by someone going down on you.

Jason: Damn, right.
by Poeborgia November 19, 2011
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defriend my honor

The act of defriending someone on social networking sites, that your signifigant other or spouse does not like.
Girl: "Cara is a total bitch to me!"

Guy: "Yeah, I know."

Girl: "Get on facebook and defriend my honor!"
by Poeborgia July 27, 2011
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