Door Knobin'

The male equivalent of scissoring.

Ned and Rob got their rocks off by door knobin'.

Door Knobin' by Skullcrusherjones December 5, 2011

Door Knobbing

To grope both boobs of a female (or fat male) and twist them in a circular motion.

I was door knobbing myself last night... then I farted...

Door Knobbing by CarpetNipples September 10, 2011

Door knobbing

shoving a door knob into your vagina or anus and twisting it for pleasure

Hey man. when you don't have a penis, use a door knob! door knobbing is great fun!

Door knobbing by THeTunaFish September 6, 2009

Doorknobbing 

When a door knobb is put into the vagina and turned

I was doorknobbing last night because i didn't have a dildo to use.

Doorknobbing by BallSweatForSoup July 22, 2009

Doorknobish 

Adj. Misspelled Misappropriation of the classic expression "doorknoby". Used by bitter resenters in lieu of sabotaging the original expression and spreading it all over, all wrong. Only the worst kind of persons will use it instead of the much more musical "doorknoby"

- "I like that combination of doable and doorknoby!"
- "Doorknobish?"
- "NO! Doorknoby! Like Yellowy!"

Doorknobish by Cremaster Akioro December 9, 2008

doorknobbing 

tethering a pretty naked girl to a fixed object (usually a doorknob) using a single pair of handcuffs by fastening one cuff about her wrists and the the other cuff about the fixed object

After doorknobbing Alison to her closet door, Martin tickled her sides till she cried from laughter.

doorknobbing by Alfling August 30, 2014

doorknobbing "The Dunk" 

When you take a man`s trousers off (preferably with the name "Dunk", "Duncan") and insert his tiny butt-hole into a specifically chosen door knob and made to open and shut the door violently until the point of climax, forcing him to shit all over your nice new door... That`s door-knobbing "The Dunk".

Lets get Nick to doorknob "The Dunk"....
Charlotte`s going to get her door knobbed by "The Dunk"
Some one has been knobbing my door...

Lets eat a lot of Chinese food and go doorknobbing "The Dunk"..
Some one has been eating corn..it`s all over my door.. Please stop door-knobbing my door...

doorknobbing "The Dunk" by Thedoor October 21, 2011