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Doorknocking 

When a free balling man, humps the back of another person allowing his balls to swing and strike like a doorknocker.
My back hurts from Pat doorknocking me last nite after his run around the track.
Doorknocking by thebumni September 21, 2009

Doorknobbing 

When a door knobb is put into the vagina and turned
I was doorknobbing last night because i didn't have a dildo to use.

Doorknobish 

Adj. Misspelled Misappropriation of the classic expression "doorknoby". Used by bitter resenters in lieu of sabotaging the original expression and spreading it all over, all wrong. Only the worst kind of persons will use it instead of the much more musical "doorknoby"
- "I like that combination of doable and doorknoby!"
- "Doorknobish?"
- "NO! Doorknoby! Like Yellowy!"
Doorknobish by Cremaster Akioro December 9, 2008

doorknobbing 

tethering a pretty naked girl to a fixed object (usually a doorknob) using a single pair of handcuffs by fastening one cuff about her wrists and the the other cuff about the fixed object
After doorknobbing Alison to her closet door, Martin tickled her sides till she cried from laughter.
doorknobbing by Alfling August 30, 2014

Doornobbing 

The act of one homosexual grabbing another homosexual's penis and twisting it like a doornob
Fred: Gimme your penis Alfanso because we can do doornobbing
Alfanso: No, it hurts too much
Fred: I'll twist it delicately this time
Alfanso: Ok fine baby
Doornobbing by BobtheGay October 14, 2012

doorknobbing "The Dunk" 

When you take a man`s trousers off (preferably with the name "Dunk", "Duncan") and insert his tiny butt-hole into a specifically chosen door knob and made to open and shut the door violently until the point of climax, forcing him to shit all over your nice new door... That`s door-knobbing "The Dunk".
Lets get Nick to doorknob "The Dunk"....
Charlotte`s going to get her door knobbed by "The Dunk"
Some one has been knobbing my door...

Lets eat a lot of Chinese food and go doorknobbing "The Dunk"..
Some one has been eating corn..it`s all over my door.. Please stop door-knobbing my door...
doorknobbing "The Dunk" by Thedoor October 21, 2011
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